U know Vertigo is also the theme tune at the Annual Pirate Convention.

'if it aint liquid, i dont like it, i think it sounds good but i only listen 2 liquid so i dont like it, im 2 cool 4 jump up, its too bait coz im soooo cool n not commercial at all coz i said b4 im really cool...'

Alright week, been full of worries for friends and myself, but the myself has cleared up...or come down (yes!) so no real worries...for me.

My sister is coming back to england after a year and a half away. My cousin is coming to England the same day after never stepping foot in England. I wish I had money so I could take him places and bedazzle him and take him on the London Eye and all that crap. I am estactic.

I have a friend who calls at the most inappropriate times. She also visits at really bad times too. Like this week, she turned up Thursday midnight. It was the 2nd day I spilt a hot beverage over my carpet, well I kicked it over and it hurt. "Why did you do that?" "You think that was on purpose!?" I dont know what time she left, all I know is that she must have had a horrible drive, its like an hour back to brighton.

"Why do you wear that ring on that finger?"
"It's the only one that fits"
"Yeah, but, people will think you're already married! What if a good bloke comes up and sees it and you miss out on a chance of a good relationship?"
"If only, Cath."

Just so some know, don't assume I am lying when I give a reason for not going out. If I don't want to see you, you all know I would happily just say "I dont want to go out/can't be bothered" rather than making up a lie.

Reminds me, there's this guy I used to be really really intensely mega good friends with, we were like that > Y. We stopped being friends because I made better friends and because he was mentally deranged.(you think thats a joke, right.)
I hung out with them less cos got a bf, and he somehow managed to get them (better friends) to trust him (finally) and all these wars were started and rumours of wars, and now they are like that > Y.
Me and the others aren't so close anymore but me and him are fairly civil, and he does not realise how obviously manipulative he is. "Oh I wouldn't even try talking to this person because you know how he feels about you, oh yeah he MAY smile at you and say hi, but deep down he wants to punch you in the face." This person is so insecure about losing each of us to each other again, that he wants to make sure we never talk. Every time we talk I laugh in his face, as he talks about the past and gets insulted when I laugh.
"It's a shame things turned out the way they did."
"Is it, though? I prefer things like this."
"You prefer being a loner when the girls are at uni?"
"...I guess."

That's it.
Oh, I saw an old/new friend. She said to me,
"So, you're like a woman now right?"
"In age, yeah."
"I find that thought horrible, it sickens me, don't let that sound patronising though."

"He's changed his name to DJ AintnootherJamishagonnasuckoffmynoseinthebibliotecquenot thediscotecquebaby...baby."