Friday, August 24, 2007

Anielia and James

"There's this half white, half Thai guy, who pretends to be black. He went to Barbados on holiday and came back with a Jamaican accent."

"Do you wantto be a fisherman?"
"YES I DO!"
"Can you hear me now?" (Malibu adverts)

While in Canada, on the phone to Anielia, she suddenly grew silent and then would let out a few squeaks, I asked her and she replied "well, James is just sitting in the corner of the room, throwing cushions at me."

The three of us were lying in our parents bed today (not weird) The whole time was spent with me trying to get attention to tell them funny stories, while James kicked the crap out of Anielia and Anielia squeaked and fell away.

My dad accused James of having a foot fetish and he got offended.

My mum has hair like the woen in the hair adverts that shines and flicks at every move. When I told her, she turned her nose up at me and replied, "Of course I have."